Millennial Simulator

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¥11.00 ¥7.26
-34%
已过期

Are you tired of living your sad, pathetic, miserable life? Would you rather be sad, pathetic, and miserable simulating your life instead? Then Millennial Simulator is for you!

  • Simulate your utter desperation to buy your very own home
  • Tirelessly endure Karens at dead-end jobs whilst paying rent to fund landlord Derek’s 6th investment property
  • Waste what tiny glimmer of hope you have for a better life by sending yourself into exorbitant debt to get an education
  • Splurge your fleeting funds on that delicious avo on toast
  • Hone your snowflake senses by hitting the gym or boosting your stats in the upgrade store
  • Get rejected by hot babes
  • Somehow become even uglier by suffering Covid-19
  • Explore a misleadingly enjoyable and colorful world
  • TRY. TO. SURVIVE.

And if through your trials, you finally do make enough for that deposit…your journey has only just begun…

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